Life

Alot of words have been used to describe life...unpredictable,crueal,a bitch e.t.c..i have my own description of  life..its Weird..period.Life is all those things uits been described as and more.Its unexplainable..one minute its good to you,the next..ufala pap!.Its inconsistent and unpredictable..Funny how life turns,like it intentionally wants to fuck us up.I wish life came with a manual,so you can know when its about to screw you up and be prepared.But here is my two cents on life,it is weird,and it will fuck you up,hata ukuwe nani..But here's the trick..life fucks you up,show it the middle finger and rise above it..life throws you lemons,fuck making lemonade,thats small time,open a grocery that sells lemons only,start a lemon exporting business..Never let it get the Best of you..in the words of bruce lee "show it your the master(said in a funny chinese voice)"..If it shows you weird..Show is Crazy..You are the master of your own life,no matter what is thrown at you..You control it..

Nairobi on a friday

So its friday,last day of the week(to most of us)..my classes are over..and im about to leave school till monday where ill pick of where i left today(like i was doing anything important)..Before i get to town,i already have a feeling of what to expect..at around 5,Nairobi is filled college kids,classes are over and they are already looking for liquid poison to inject into their veins..some go to the downtown part of nairobi,where liquor is relat..ively cheap,and its the only place that you will "chew veve" and be allowed to stay..then we have the more "uptown minded" college kids..the type to flock nakumatt lifestyle and sherlock's den(NOTE-This kids are in their first year of college)..This kids like to drink in packs,like a herd of wilderbeasts.They usually have a very low alcohol tolerance level..by 7 half of them are half if not fully drunk..this leads them to picking fights amongs themselves,beating each other Around 7,the working class nairobian starts to stream in..dressed in  suits and skirts and stockings,they are also an "uptown minded breed"..flocking the pricey bars and Lounges...At around 9,nairobi is a hub of activity,people are already in a party mood,like ants looking for food,watu wa nairobi wako kila mahali..The downtown people have started their migration to "more classier joints,the baby drinkers are leaving for home..too high  "on a 350 ml bottle of kibao vodka,the shame",but the vibe is right,and there are no long double m queus,every one is either at home,or in a watering joint somewhere....At around 11,Bars are full,music is banging out loud from very impressive sound systems,and the ladies are out,looking all fly,shaking their massive  behinds like they want to recreate what happened to japan....At around 12,watu wameanza kulewa,lots of movement in the city..guys hopping from club to club,their are lines outside some clubs..guys who've been denied entrance into clubs but still dont want to get the hint,vibe is right..and some ladies are already "ripe for the picking ;-)"  At around 1,people are beginning to leave for westlands and other Clubbing hotspots outside the CBD..those who remain in town continue their serious drinking bouts..The scenario is the same at around 2,3 and 4..club hopping,town to westlands migration and vice versa....People are High,others are looking for someone to take home or to take them home..and there is a high demand for taxi's..For those who prefer to pay for "companionship",koinange street is the best place to find such ladies..dressed in mini skirts,hotpants and anything above thigh level,for a right price,this ladies will give you a thrill..At around 5 and 6,people are beginning to head home..others realize they are hungry and flock nairobi's fave drunk eating joint..Sonfords..so thats a Normal nairobi friday night/early morning for you

Social Networking

Most of us are on social networking sites such as twitter,facebook,myspace,hi 5(remember hi 5?) e.t.c..Such sites offer us a chance to connect with people all over the world,share our thoughts,feeling and emotions..but have you ever thought of the impact such sites have on your life?I have heard of some cases where people admit to be facebook addicts..without facebook,life is plain boring to them..Such people have created their own world that exits through social networking sites..its cool and trendy,but is it realistic..I love blogging,but you wont find me sitting infront of a computer 24/7....Such People need to GET A LIFE..stop tweeting every damn second.."oh look,grandma's home"..TWEET.."im so Hungry..TWEET.."im going to take a shower"..TWEET.."im in the shower"..TWEET.."oh fuck,i have some soap in my eye,it stings"...TWEET...(i Have nothing against twitter btw.I LOVE IT)im just tired of fools all up im my home page with silly tweets and updates..if you aint charlie sheen,kanyeSome silly overrated star,i dont care what you have to say..... #imjustsaying

Music

This is my last blog today,didnt know what to blog about so i decided to write about music..Music is everything to me,im not an artist,heck i cant even play a musical instrument,but i love music..so much that im addicted to it..Music is more than beats and sound to me,its about the words,how they make me feel..its poetry in motion..Just listen to your fave song and close your eyes,meditate on it.Music has the power to take you to another Level,another world..Fuck the attomic and all this nuclear bombs..Music is The Most Powerful Weapon in The World..The Genre doesnt Matter,It can be reggae,rock,Lingala,Samba,jazz..any genre.Good Musicnis good music

Charlie Sheen

i Honestly dont know why every one is one charlie sheen's case,so he is addicted to that white stuff,im not saying its a good thing..my point is charlie sheen is human,and yes he fucked up..thats no reason to turn on him..i bet if most of you guys earned one and a half million dollars per episode,you would be doing more than just coke..I think warner brothers went too far when they fired charlie sheen,Two and a Half men could go on for two more seasons,but no,chuck lorre had to be a bitch and get emotional.Charlie Sheen you fucked up,and you Fucked Up good..doesnt mean your not human..Just kiss and hug and Give us More Two an a Half Men

Politics

Much has been said about politics,how it influences society,brings about change..blah blah blah..i think most if not all politicians are the same..A bunch of greedy people whose all intrest is themselves.When was the last time you Had of a politician who is truly devoted to his/her work?And even if you did,i bet that politician isnt from your country,or he died some 50 years Ago.I dont believe one man or woman can bring about all that change in society,he can inspire it,set the wheels in motion,but he cant do everything.I think people need to step up,stop relying on politicians.We need to take care of ourselves.take care of those who cant fend for themselves,work together,do what is right for the future of our countries,Lets elect men and women of character,not cause they are black or white,what tribe they come from,religious backgroud.choose smart people